Thursday, 17 October 2013

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i dont want to live in this world anymore

Mr. Aggressive

Sometimes Little Things Hurt....

No Reply from ur Love ones,

Laughing of Friends at U,

Wen ur Best Friend is Busy with
ANOTHER Friend,

Wen u want ur Friend 2 b with u,But
they Dont Have time 4 u,

Wen u EXPRESS ur DEEPEST FEELINGS
to sum1 Spcl, bt HE/SHE Doesnt try to
understand,

Wen u want To TALK TO HIM/HER, bt
dey say "I AM BUSY"

Wen u dont feel sleepy at Night n ur
Bf/Gf says I'm damn sleepy...

How truly said- Heart is soft n can b
Pinched Easily...!

332

Once a baby Girl went to a shop
with her mother.

The shop
keeper looked at the small
cute
child and showed her a bottle with
sweets...

And said, "Dear Child, you can
take the sweets".

But the child didn't take.
The shopkeeper was surprised
Such a small child she is and why is
she not taking the sweets
from the bottle.

Again he said take the sweets.
Now the mother also heard that
and said, "Take the sweets
dear".
Yet she didn't take it.

The shopkeeper seeing the child
not taking the sweets. He himself
took the sweets and gave to
the child.

The child was happy
to
get two handsfull of sweets.
While returning home the Mother
asked the child Why didn't
you
take the sweets, when the
shop
keeper told you to take..?
Can you guess the response:
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Child replies Mom! My hands
are very small and if I take the
sweets I can only take few..
But now you see when uncle gave
with his big hands, How many
more sweets I got!

MORAL LESSON:
When we take we may get
little
but god gives us more beyond
our expectations more than
what we can think of Because His
blessings are more better
than we can even imagine:)
Always ask God what you
want
and wait for the Lord to give
you more!!

331

Two Commerce Students talking..

Rahul: Oh! Sorry yaar heard about your breakup. Is it true?

Mehul: Yup!

Rahul: You must be sad na.

330

Kitni mehengai ho gayi hai yaar..
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98 ka net card ab 125 ka ho gaya
.
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35 ka msg card dalwao usme bhi 10 paise
katte hai..
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Kuch to reham karo bhikari sim companiyon,
Hum students par..
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Na koi income hai,
Na koi rahis baap ki beti apni girlfriend hai..

329

Wife apne Husband se boli :
Dekho Ji , Kaam karte Waqt
mere ko Kiss - Wiss na kiya karo.

Tabhi Kaamwali Boli :
Madam Ji, Achhi Tarah se Samjha do,

Main to bol - bol ke Thak Gayi...

328

Jab Maine "BEER" Pehli baar Pee thi, Main Khud Apni Nazron me gir gaya...
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Aur Maine "BEER" Chhodne ka faisla kar liya..
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Par fir jab Maine Un tamaam "BEER" factory ke Mazdoor,
Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me Socha to Meri aankh
bhar aayi...
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Aur Uss Pal Faisla kiya ki Ab se, I will Drink Regularly..
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Apne liye to sab Jeete hain, Lekin,
Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain.. CHEERS

327

Girlfriend khana khate hue:”ye
tumhara kutta mujhe
bahut der
se ghoor q raha hai.. ??
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Boyfriend:”tum jaldi se kha lo,
.
.
.
wo apni plate pehchan gaya
hai

326

Police : knock knock
.
Pappu : whose there??
.
Police : police
.
Pappu : what do you want?
.
Police : to talk
.
Pappu : how many are you?
.
Police :we are 2
.
Pappu : talk to each other then

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323

Best T-shirt Quote:
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"i don't need a girlfriend...

bcoz..
"my studies irritates me everyday...
that's enough"

322

I am not perfect..
But i know that....
You will never..
Ever.. Ever.. Ever
Find someone like
ME.. & No One can love you like the way i
do...

♥√¦√°°$t!f£€₹°° √¦√♥

321

Sometimes Little Things Hurt....

No Reply from ur Love ones,

Laughing of Friends at U,

Wen ur Best Friend is Busy with
ANOTHER Friend,

Wen u want ur Friend 2 b with u,But
they Dont Have time 4 u,

320

1993 Kids : I want my bed near
Window
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to see the moon & stars
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near
the
.
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the mobile charging slot ..

319

Superhit Bezzti..
.
Ek Rich Ladki Ne Signal Par Khade
Bhikari Se Kaha Arey Maine Apko
Kahi Dekha Hai..
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Bhikari Bola
.
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Memsaab We Are Friends On
Facebook

318

NEED A GRLFRND
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:
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317

Santa ko ek Lawaris bandar Mila..
.
Wo Usko Police Station le gaya, Inspector ne
kaha Isko Zoo le jao..
.
Next day Inspector ne Santa ko Bandar k saath
Bus Stop per dekha..

316

100% Toofani joke
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3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile

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1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake

Laaye,

Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,

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2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke

Pataake

Laaye Thhe,

Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,

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3rd: Daddy
Ghar Par Nahin Thhe...

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Toh Mera
Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek

Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat

Humne

Baari-Baari Bajayaa..

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pogo lagao pogo..