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Traffic police (TP) ne Santa ko roka:"Apna
license dikao..
.
Santa:"Nahi hai..
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TP:"Kya license banvaya haiya nahi..
.
Santa:"Nahi..
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TP:"Kyon.. ??
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Santa:"Banwane gaya tha, woh Voter ID card
mangte hain, aur woh mere paas nahi hai..
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TP:"To Voter ID card Banwale..
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Santa:"Banwane gaya tha, woh Ration Card
mangte hain, woh mere paas nahi hai..
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TP:"Toh fir Ration Card banwale..
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Santa:"Gaya tha, Woh Bank ki Paasbook
mangtehain, woh mere paas nahihai..
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TP:"To fir isme kya hai, Bank main account khul
walemere baap..
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Santa:"Bank bhi gaya tha saab, lekin woh
Driving License mangte hain... 
police shocks -santa rocks..