Wednesday, 25 September 2013
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Truth of student life-
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First bench student knows how
to answer every
problem.
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But
the last bench student knows
how to face every
problem..
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First bench student knows how
to answer every
problem.
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But
the last bench student knows
how to face every
problem..
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Question by a student !!
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If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?
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If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects,
Then...
How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?
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REALLY A SUPER POGO JOKE..
Girl Asked:" Kisi Ladke Ki Bahut Sari
GFs Ho To
Wo Talented Kehlata Hai,
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Girl Asked:" Kisi Ladke Ki Bahut Sari
GFs Ho To
Wo Talented Kehlata Hai,
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A teacher broke the traffic
signal,,
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Police officer arrested her,,
. Teacher - please let me go "I am
signal,,
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Police officer arrested her,,
. Teacher - please let me go "I am
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Kavi ka beta School Me
Teacher:" what is Noun ??
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Student:" Arz karta hoon,
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Kutta bhi hota Hai apni gali mein king, Wah wah...
Kutta Bhi Hota hai Apni gali mein king..
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Noun is a Name Of any person, place or thing...
Teacher:" what is Noun ??
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Student:" Arz karta hoon,
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Kutta bhi hota Hai apni gali mein king, Wah wah...
Kutta Bhi Hota hai Apni gali mein king..
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Noun is a Name Of any person, place or thing...
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7 Great Quotations ...
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1: If you born poor, its not your
mistake,
But if you die poor, its your
mistake….......!!
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2: Born with personality is an
accident,
But dying in a personality is an
achievement..!
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3: Your birth may be normal,
But your death should be
History..!
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4: Follow none,
But learn from everyone..!
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5: Practice like a devil,
And play like a angel..!
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6: Do or Die is an old concept,
Do it before die is a new
concept..!
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7: Like all, trust few..!
SHARE with all your friends ... :))
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1: If you born poor, its not your
mistake,
But if you die poor, its your
mistake….......!!
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2: Born with personality is an
accident,
But dying in a personality is an
achievement..!
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3: Your birth may be normal,
But your death should be
History..!
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4: Follow none,
But learn from everyone..!
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5: Practice like a devil,
And play like a angel..!
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6: Do or Die is an old concept,
Do it before die is a new
concept..!
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7: Like all, trust few..!
SHARE with all your friends ... :))
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Husband Marte Waqt
Biwi Se:"Almari Se Tera
Gold Set Maine Chori Kia
Tha.!!
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Biwi Rote Hue:"Koi Baat
Nai Ji
Biwi Se:"Almari Se Tera
Gold Set Maine Chori Kia
Tha.!!
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Biwi Rote Hue:"Koi Baat
Nai Ji
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Ladka - Duniya ko bta do
ke Tum mujhe se pyar karti
ho..
Ladki - Ladki ne Ladke ke
kaan me kaha"I love U""
Ladka - Tum ne kaan me Q
kaha
Ladki - Qki Tum hi Meri
Duniya ho
ke Tum mujhe se pyar karti
ho..
Ladki - Ladki ne Ladke ke
kaan me kaha"I love U""
Ladka - Tum ne kaan me Q
kaha
Ladki - Qki Tum hi Meri
Duniya ho
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Din Raat TV dekhne ki wajah se Exam
me fail
Hone par papa ne sirf itna kaha ki.
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"BIG BOSS" chahte Hai ki Aap Ghar Se
Nikal jaye
me fail
Hone par papa ne sirf itna kaha ki.
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"BIG BOSS" chahte Hai ki Aap Ghar Se
Nikal jaye
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SOLID BEZZATI.....
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai :
hiya friendzz
kaisi lag rahi hoon main..?
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai :
hiya friendzz
kaisi lag rahi hoon main..?
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Ek student ki aakhri
khwaish
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Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1
ghoot beer pila
dena,
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mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto,
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meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!
khwaish
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Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1
ghoot beer pila
dena,
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mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto,
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meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!
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Aajkal 9th-10th class ki bachi se
bhi poochlo
uska bhi brkup ho chuka hota h
Bolti h m broken heart
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bhi poochlo
uska bhi brkup ho chuka hota h
Bolti h m broken heart
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Aajkal 9th-10th class ki bachi se
bhi poochlo
uska bhi brkup ho chuka hota h
Bolti h m broken heart
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bhi poochlo
uska bhi brkup ho chuka hota h
Bolti h m broken heart
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Akbar Ne Birbal Se Kaha Kuch Aisa
Likho Ki Jo Khushi Me Padho To
Dukh
Ho Aur Gum Me Padho To Khushi..
Likho Ki Jo Khushi Me Padho To
Dukh
Ho Aur Gum Me Padho To Khushi..
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Kanjoos baap k bete ne kaha:
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"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi
h. 50,000 mang rhi hai, CHUP
rehne ke"
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise
de diye.
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2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
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"Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang
rhi hai.
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de
diye..
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"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi
h. 50,000 mang rhi hai, CHUP
rehne ke"
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise
de diye.
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2 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
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"Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang
rhi hai.
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de
diye..
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y mom asked me why dont u study the whole year &
study Only during exams.??
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I replied
Bcoz Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,,
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Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
study Only during exams.??
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I replied
Bcoz Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,,
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Tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai
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Dukh Hamesha Saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai.
Banta: Please explain this in simple English...
Santa: My Wife Is With Me, But Her Sister Comes & Goes...! 😅😬
Banta: Please explain this in simple English...
Santa: My Wife Is With Me, But Her Sister Comes & Goes...! 😅😬
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Kamina baccha
Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein
Haath Daale Jaa Rahe The..
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Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur Bola:
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Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast Thi...
Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein
Haath Daale Jaa Rahe The..
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Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur Bola:
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Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast Thi...
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