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Old Bt EPIC 

Teacher 2 student Aaj tune fir
homework kyun nahi kiya..??
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Student:" sir, light nai thi..
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Sir:" to saale mombati jala
leta..

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Student:" sir, machis nai utha
sakta tha..
.
Sir:" kyu.. ??
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Student:" sir, puja ghar me
rakhi thi..
.
Sir:" to uthayi kyun nai.. ??
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Student:" nahaya nai tha sir..
.
Sir:" saale nahaya kyu nai
tha.. ??
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Student:" paani nahi tha sir..
.
Sir:" paani kyu nahi tha.. ??
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Student:" sir motor nahi chal
raha tha..
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Sir:" ullu k pathhe ab motor
kokya hua.. ??
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Student:" sir aap kitne bade
chutiye ho, abe saale kitni
baar bolu light nahi thi..???

Teacher Shock - Student Rock..